Buy $ANDRES

Now trading: one (1) founder

He tokenized stocks.
So we tokenized him.

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CA: dropping at launch. Ferrari: still missing.

Offering memorandum, abridged

Prospectus

Read it. Nobody else will.

Issuer
Andrés
Asset class
One (1) founder, fully tokenized
Underlying
The guy who put stocks on chain
Custody
Inside pocket, leather jacket
Dividends
None. He spends them on espresso.
Use of proceeds
The Ferrari. Allegedly.
Lock-up
Until he finds the Ferrari
Auditor
His mom
Ticker
$ANDRES, on supanova

Risk factors

  1. Will ask where his Ferrari is. Daily.
  2. Shades stay on indoors. Also at night.
  3. Holds the receipt. Does not pay the receipt.
  4. Tongue may appear in photos without warning.
  5. Founder mode cannot be turned off.
  6. Memecoin. No intrinsic value. No Ferrari included.
A one ANDRES banknote with an engraved portrait of Andrés. It says: this note is legal tender for nothing, especially not Ferraris.

bro where is my ferrari

Missing

What
One (1) red Italian car
Last seen
Never. Only in his head.
Owner
Andrés, emotionally
Reward
A handshake and one $ANDRES

If found, do not return. Keep it running.

Somewhere there is a Ferrari. Probably.

Garages searched: 0 Ferraris found: 0

The Andrés files

The official portrait and the evidence. Tap to file.

Print money

Legal tender for nothing. Especially not Ferraris.

Printed: 0. Total value: $0.00.

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Every trade on supanova burns CC. CA drops at launch.